Beyoncé upset The Donald.

Why yes, perhaps it is a slow news day.

Donald Trump slammed Beyonce's Super Bowl halftime performance because of what he called "suggestive" dancing and inappropriate behavior onstage.

Right, this is the guy who runs that pageant in which women walk around in small swimsuits and answer dumb questions about how they'd go about changing the world.

According to the Huffington Post, Trump appeared on "The Howard Stern Show" last week and said "When Beyoncé was thrusting her hips forward in a very suggestive manner, if someone else would have done that it would have been a national scandal. I thought it was ridiculous. I thought it was not appropriate," he said.

Maybe he should stop inappropriately thrusting his hair at the rest of us.

Beyonce's performance was generally applauded by critics. And though the outspoken Trump made clear that he found her show distasteful, he admitted he was in the minority. "There's been no mention of (her scandalous behavior). So obviously, it must not have been so bad. She gets a pass."

Thanks Donald.

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