Charlie Sheen must be laughing hysterically somewhere right now.
Angus T. Jones is pleading with his fans to stop watching "Two and a Half Men," saying it's nothing but "filth" that contradicts his deep Christian values.
Of course he's still cashing the checks. After all, this is still America.
Jones -- the "half" part of the show who makes $350,000 an episode playing Jake -- is featured in a new video for the Forerunner Christian Church, in which he talked about his commitment to his faith and said, "If you watch 'Two and a Half Men,' please stop watching 'Two and a Half Men.' I'm on 'Two and a Half Men' and I don't want to be on it."
Better save that money, kid. I somehow have a feeling you may get your wish.
"Please stop watching it and filling your head with filth," he said. "People say 'it's just entertainment.' Do some research on the effects of television and your brain, and I promise you you'll have a decision to make when it comes to television and especially with what you watch on television. It's bad news."
Tell me about it. Lindsay Lohan had a charmed life until she started doing TV movies.
Jones also suggests that Satan is somehow involved with "Two and a Half Men." Which is odd, since Charlie Sheen already left the show.
"If I am doing any harm, I don't want to be here," Jones said. "I don't want to be contributing to the enemy's plan. You cannot be a true God-fearing person and be on a television show like that. I know I can't. I'm not OK with what I'm learning, what the Bible says and being on that television show."
Somehow I don't think he's going to have to worry about being on any television show ever again.
Jones said he turned to religion after realizing his life was on a "downward trend," which included drug use and speeding tickets. He also said he smoked weed and took acid in high school.