Never liked your name? Well, at least it's not North, Apple, or Bear Blu Jarecki. Kim Kardashian, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Alicia Silverstone tapped those gems for their offspring. Here are five of the worst celebrity baby names:
1. Zuma Nesta Rock
Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale named their first son Kingston James McGregor. So, how on earth did the second boy, born two years later, wind up with a 1980s alcoholic beverage as a first name? And what the heck is a nesta?
David Duchovny and Tea Leoni named their now preteen son Kyd, perhaps, because they were trying to be ironic. It's the only thing we can think of. Unless Kid Rock is his godfather.
3. Mirabella Bunny
Quite frankly, it sounds like a character in a Disney princess movie, not the name of Bryan Adams' daughter. Maybe it's popular in Canada?
4. Bear Blu Jarecki
Alicia Silverstone's son's name is really the only reason Silverstone is making any lists these days. Worst baby name lists. We can't bear it.
5. Apple. Did Coldplay frontman Chris Martin even have a say in his daughter's name? We doubt it. Maybe Gwyneth Paltrow named her daughter Apple because it's one of the foods she'll never be allowed to eat if she follows her mom's all-things-free diet.
6. North West. Kim. Kanye. We have nothing left to say.