Robert Pattinson may be dating Sean Penn's daughter, according to the New York Daily News.
That is one girl he should never bring home late.
The 27-year-old "Twilight" actor has been seen out and about with 22-year-old Dylan Penn, daughter of Sean Penn and Robin Wright.
"They've been dating a month or two," a source close to Pattinson told People.com.
Pattinson and Dylan Penn were spotted together at the Viper Room in Hollywood on Sept. 7, a source told Life & Style magazine.
"They were touchy-feely and very flirtatious," the source said. "There was a level of comfort there. You could tell they've hung out a few times."
So that's what the kids call it these days -- "hung out."
The insider said Pattinson Dylan to his home for a small get-together with friends, after which she reportedly stayed until the next day.
Right. They probably hung out.
"They went into his kitchen, and he put his arms around her," the source said. "Then he was kissing her neck and talking all lovey-dovey. It was clear they'd been out together before."
Uh-huh. I'd get a signed and notarized permission slip from her father before even looking at her.