Did you really think we wouldn't have a Pattinson/Stewart story today?

Hey, we have mouths to feed.

Robert Pattinson was on Thursday's "Today" show, trying to promote "Breaking Dawn Part 2." Which has some girl in it he supposedly likes or something.

"Yesterday, I had asked Kristen (Stewart) if you and she had gotten back together," "Today" co-host Savannah Guthrie informed Pattinson. "She said, 'Keep them guessing.' So I'm going to ask you."

This should work ...

Pattinson playfully replied, "I want to ask, because we get asked it all the time. Who is actually asking? Is it in your contract?"

Yes it is, Page 2, Paragraph 5: "Always be an annoying busybody."

Guthrie joked that it is (see?) before bringing up one of the other downsides to fame--the ever-popular nickname.

"I don't understand what the nickname culture is," said Pattinson referring to the media calling him R. Pattz. "If I could figure out a way to get rid of that, it would be amazing because it does sound like an antacid tablet."

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