Q Mr. Roadshow. I loved the column on favorite bumper stickers. Please list more.

Samantha Clark

San Jose

A Oh, today is the day.

Q I laughed when I saw this sticker on a car: "When I go, I want to go peacefully in my sleep, just like my grandfather. Not screaming and crying like the passengers in his car."

Elizabeth Finkler

A I bet there will be a lot of laughs over this one.

Q My favorite bumper sticker is one that I have on my car: "I miss Bill (Clinton). I like a roaring stock market, a good economy and no wars." But I am an old-fashioned guy.

Marty Salmon

Santa Clara

A And after Clinton came ...

Q During the Bush presidency: "I never thought I'd miss Nixon."

Eamonn Gormley

Campbell

A And ...

Q I laughed so hard that I almost drove into the back of the pickup truck sporting this bumper sticker: "I used to miss my ex-husband but now my aim is better."

Nancy Calhoun

Los Altos

A Let's keep firing away.

Q Craziest bumper stick I ever saw: "God is my co-pilot but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him."

John Gordon

Oakland

A Ugh.

Q My favorite bumper sticker: "Don't Steal. The Government Hates Competition."

Anonymous

A OK.

Q "No baby on board. OK to hit me."

Dan Wildhirt

Longmont, Colo.

A And ...

Q I just saw a topical bumper sticker that I thought was worthy of the space it occupied on the bumper. "Guns don't kill people. Drivers with cell phones do."

Manda Lundie

A And ...

Q My Favorite: "Stupidity is not a handicap. Park somewhere else."

Edward Smith

San Jose

A I so agree.

 

Q We used to live in San Diego, and it seems that in Southern California, bumper stickers have entire novels printed on them. Among my favorites: "If you're going to be a turd, go lay in the yard."

Deborah Dash

A Poopie.

Q My favorite sticker on my old Mazda delighted fellow techies and confused little old ladies in the neighborhood: "My Kid Was Geek of the Week at Wozniak School."

Stanley Pitman

Campbell

A Woz is by far my favorite geek.

Q My favorite: "Using turn signals is NOT aiding the enemy."

Elvin Ambler

Napa

A And the finale for Father's Day....

Q I remember: "OLD F.A.R.T -- Fathers Against Radical Teenagers!"

Teresa Molnar

Concord

A Fortunately, I never qualified for this one -- right, Anne and Matt?

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