Fred Willard was arrested on suspicion of lewd conduct Wednesday night in Hollywood when police allegedly caught him with his pants down in an adult movie theater, according to TMZ.
Right. He was pulling a Pee-wee.
Sorry, but that's sort of a mandatory cliche in these situations.
According to law enforcement sources, undercover vice officers went into the Tiki Theater and found the 78-year-old "Anchorman" star watching that night's feature and, um, demonstrating his appreciation for the movie.
Geez, I know he's 78 and all, but surely this guy has heard of the Internet.
Willard was arrested around 8:45, booked for lewd conduct, and released a short while later.
No, no release jokes here. Let's move on.
Willard is also known for his roles in "Best in Show", "For Your Consideration", "American Wedding" and "Everybody Loves Raymond."
Law enforcement sources allegedly told officers were doing a random walk-through of the premises. Apparently, letting police come in whenever they want is a condition for an adult theater to get its license.