Duchess Kate's cousin will be in Playboy.
Yes, I'm sure the queen is perfectly OK with this.
Duchess Kate's second cousin, Katrina Darling, is being a royal pain in the arse. Twice removed from royalty, Darling is undoubtedly embarrassing the Middleton family by posing nude in the September issue of Playboy. She graces the cover of the issue wearing black lace lingerie and appears inside in an eight-page nude pictorial.
The worst part of this is we news reporter types will be forced to examine this shameful deed. You know, so we can discuss it with our readers in an informed way.
As a burlesque performer, Darling is used to stripping down, but she's not used to being linked to royalty. She only found out she was related to the Duchess of Cambridge in April of last year. Hey, the girl has to work. The September issue of Playboy hits stands on Aug. 17.