Russell Brand is dating Geri Halliwell of the Spice Girls.
Why not? After all, they both have English accents.
With the rumors swirling all week, the pair was photographed together leaving Halliwell's London home on Wednesday.
This is where we don't make a "if you wanna be my lover, first you gotta be my friend" joke. We would never put that song in anyone's head.
The duo has been linked since performing at the closing ceremonies of the Olympics in London earlier this month.