Looks like Lindsay Lohan is upping the stakes in her dangerous, live-on-the-edge, thrill-a-minute game of "Who's a Bigger Train Wreck?" against Amanda Bynes.
The New York Post reported Wednesday that Lohan's brief role in "Scary Movie 5" may be in peril. According to an insider, "Lindsay missed every meeting she had for the film, including script reads and wardrobe meetings. Then she missed her flight to Atlanta on Sunday to shoot the movie. The producers had been getting signs Friday that she was a mess, and would not be fit to work."
If she's ever spotted in a car with Amanda Bynes, get your kids into an air raid shelter at once.
Multiple sources said Lohan decided she didn't want to do the film because she thought her scene made too much fun of her. "It went pretty hard at Lindsay," said a source, adding the script features a kiss with Sheen, and that "she'd been freaking out about it for weeks."
But when a call was scheduled to discuss the script, Lohan missed that, too, sources say.
So she's freaked out about how she's portrayed as a walking disaster in the movie and responds by going even farther around the bend. Even Alanis Morissette can see the irony.
Another source said Lohan claimed she couldn't do the film because she had "walking pneumonia," and went to a hospital Sunday to get her lungs checked.
"She is under contract -- so to get out of it, she had to prove that she was sick," said a
It would probably be easier to prove her head's not screwed on straight.
But the most incredible part of the story is yet to come: Yes, Charlie Sheen is worried about her. Right -- that Charlie Sheen.
Another source said "She's been locked up in her room at the Bowery Hotel. She's been in a tailspin. Even Charlie Sheen worried she might not be able to do the scene."