Lindsay Lohan will be charged with of lying to police in June, after she claimed she was not behind the wheel of her Porsche when it crashed into a big rig on the Pacific Coast Highway, according to TMZ.
Really? That's impossible. I find that hard to believe.
Lindsay Lohan still works enough to afford a Porsche?
Lohan told police her assistant was driving when the Porsche collided with the 18-wheeler. But multiple witnesses said Lohan was behind the wheel and they all, like, totally ganged up on her and snitched or something.
Law enforcement sources supposedly told TMZ the case will be filed as a misdemeanor by the Santa Monica City Attorney, possibly this week. Which doesn't sound like a big deal, until one factors in the fact that Lohan is currently on probation for stealing jewelry ... after her DUI and another car crash, but before she was accused of stealing stuff from a private party and running her car into that other guy.
Where have you gone, Amanda Bynes, a nation turns its lonely eyes to you.
Anyway, judges tend to not like it when people on probation crash into big trucks and lie to police about it.
Then again, Lohan could be caught setting fire to the judge's robes and probably get away with it.
TMZ also said its police sources say officers found prescription pills in her purse after the crash. Witnesses told TMZ pills were also scattered in the car's trunk. But to be fair, sometime Tic Tacs melt a little bit and can re-form looking like prescription drugs.
Those same sources said authorities were prepared to charge her for illegal drug possession as well, but Lohan's lawyer produced a doctor's note ... for the drugs, not her driving.