Not only are Katy Perry and John Mayer somehow miraculously still together, but some are speculating that Perry has become the one woman who has finally tamed Mayer.
Well, at least we're speculating ... .
The New York Post asked if Katy Perry has "tamed (the) infamous ladies' man," because he seems to be ignoring other women.
Apparently, after performing at a benefit concert in Manhattan on Thursday, Mayer hit a restaurant packed with women with some pals.
"John was at a table with friends at Cafe Luxembourg after the show, and a line of girls kept coming up to him," says an eyewitness. "He was clearly not available. It seemed like the opposite of the way he's been in the past, like he's really settled down."
At one point, added the source, he was approached by a "particularly stunning fan," but when he couldn't tear his eyes from his phone, she asked, "Are you talking to Katy?" before slinking away.
Maybe he was just playing Angry Birds.
Mayer and Perry, who began their up-and-down relationship last summer, reportedly rendezvoused Sunday in Malibu, a date about which the London Sun relays a funny little story.
According to the tabloid, the pair was at The Polo Lounge in Beverly Hills when Perry's ex-husband, Russell Brand, strolled in.
"As soon as Katy saw Russell, she hid under the table," said a source. "When he was directed to one far away, she emerged. John threw some money on the table, and they headed to the back door and their waiting car."
Does Russell Brand smell bad or something?
Brand supposedly remained oblivious, says the spy, "but everyone in the restaurant saw what happened."
Uh-huh. Of course they did.