Today's Lindsay Lohan news, naturally, involves a psychic, violence, and a bad movie, all soaked in a tub of alcohol.
Tiffany Mitchell -- the woman Lohan allegedly punched early Thursday morning in a New York City nightclub, is apparently a "well-known psychic" who says she had a premonition about Lohan, according to TMZ.
If it involved Lohan running someone over or being arrested, that's not a premonition. That's an educated guess.
So, Mitchell allegedly approached Lohan at a New York club and offered to give her a free reading ("I see alcohol, jail and a courtroom in your future ..." ), but Lohan turned her down, saying, "Give me my space."
As she walked away, Mitchell's friend supposedly heard Lohan call her an "(expletive) Gypsy" and went crazy, yelling back at Lohan and calling her a "(female prostitute)" and saying "'Liz & Dick sucked.'"
Well, it did.
That's about the time Lohan punched Mitchell in the eye. Lohan was eventually arrested for assault.
This Mitchell woman must not be a very good psychic if she didn't see that coming.
Previous reports have said the fracas started when Lohan and Mitchell were sparring for the attentions of Max George, a singer with the boy band The Wanted.
Adding insult to injury (the actress was also finally charged Thursday in Southern California for allegedly lying to police after her June car crash), Lohan assistant Gavin Doyle
Somewhere, Charlie Sheen is impressed.
According to TMZ's sources, Lohan's stress over her financial and legal situations has caused her drinking to escalate. The sources supposedly said Lohan -- who's struggled with substance abuse and has a DUI conviction -- often begins drinking first thing in the morning and continues all day.