Mila Kunis is pregnant.
Right ... he is the father. That dude-guy.
Kunis is not only gifting Ashton Kutcher the honor of being her husband, she's also giving him a child, a source reportedly told E! News.
There's an OK chance that kid may be mildly decent looking.
The former 'That 70s Show" co-stars aren't wasting any time. The actress was reportedly recently spotted at a prenatal yoga class in Hollywood.
Funny enough, Kunis just signed on to be a spokeswoman for Jim Beam bourbon. Maybe they've come up with a non-alcoholic version of something. Which would totally defeat the purpose, but I digress ...
The source also confirmed that the moon-sized diamond Kunis has been wearing the past couple weeks is indeed an engagement ring.
Ashton Kutcher must have done something right in a past life.
E! also reported that, despite rumors, Kunis is only having one child this time around.