Rachel Bilson is pregnant with the child of boyfriend Hayden Christensen, according to Us Weekly.

So ... let me get this straight. This guy nearly ruins "Star Wars," THEN impregnates Rachel Bilson?

This is nearly as wrong as ... anything. Ever.

The 32-year-old "Hart of Dixie" actress, 32, is having a child who will be forever hassled by nerds asking about his or her midi-chlorian count. The bright side is the kid probably will never be called ugly.

"They've both talked about this for awhile and are so excited," a source told Us Weekly. "Everyone is beyond thrilled for them."

Obi-wan couldn't be reached for comment.

Bilson told Cosmopolitan back in May 2013, "I definitely have family on the brain. Having kids is something I want to see in my future -- I hope."

She better not have twins, if she really wants to avoid the nerds.

Christensen, 33, and Bilson met in 2007 on the set of "Jumper." They got engaged in December 2008 and then called it off in August 2010, only to reconcile three months later.

This will be the first child for both.

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