As a professional journalist, I've been trained to resist being subjective when I write about other human beings.

That said ... Jason Biggs is a moron.

Jason Biggs is to morons what Robert DeNiro is to actors. What Jimi Hendrix was to guitarists. What Joan Rivers is to obnoxious senior citizens.

Yeah ... that bad.

"The American Pie" actor -- and, no, I can't come up with a more credible description -- decided to tweet jokes about the Malaysia Airlines plane crash on Thursday over the Ukraine that killed 295 people, just hours after the tragedy occurred.

The 36-year-old moron/actor tweeted "Anyone wanna buy my Malaysian Airlines frequent flier miles?" Biggs tweeted, followed by, "In all seriousness, tho- HOW DO YOU MISTAKENLY SHOOT DOWN A COMMERCIAL PLANE?! Ugh."

HAHAHAHA ... no.

The wise and (not) funny (at all) actor/moron also tweeted, "It's saddest for the victims and their families, obviously. But Malaysia Airlines is apparently a GREAT airline. Gonna be tough to recover," he added. "Hey all you 'too soon' (expletives) it's a (expletive) joke. You don't have to think it's funny, or even be on my twitter page at all."

Oh, well ... good to know.

Moron.

After the backlash started, Biggs -- who is a moron -- tweeted, "The idea that I wouldnt have any empathy 4 the victims or their families because I make a joke is absolutely ridiculous. U know that, right?" he continued. "Truly- you losers are literally trying to find (expletive) to get angry about. Channel your issues elsewhere."

Yes. It's other people who are the losers.

Moron.

Even the Kardashians understood the crash was no laughing matter.

"My thoughts and prays are with the passengers of Malaysian Airlines flight #MH17 and their families. May everyone rest in peace. Please #PrayForMH17," Khloe Kardashian wrote.

Kourtney Kardashian tweeted, "Praying for the families and friends of the 295 people who passed in the Malaysia Airlines plane crash. May god grant them peace to grieve."

Tony Hicks provides celebrity commentary for the Bay Area News Group. Contact him at Facebook.com/BayAreaNewsGroup.TonyHicks or Twitter.com/insertfoot.