A website called badassdigest.com says it has "Star Wars: Episode VII" plot details.

This is the part where I'm legally required to write, in all caps, SPOILER ALERT, even though there's no evidence anything about this story is ruining anything.

So just for fun, know that badassdigest.com reports that the film takes place 30 years after the events in "Return of the Jedi," and Daisy Ridley and John Boyega will play two main characters in the new movie. Which we kind of already knew.

However ... Luke Skywalker's severed hand and lightsaber, which he lost, thanks to his dear old dad in "The Empire Strikes Back," have been found by the characters played by Ridley and Boyega on an unnamed desert planet.

The pair supposedly try to return the lightsaber and hand to Skywalker, which doesn't make a lot of sense, since he had his hand replaced and, really, what's a guy going to do with a third hand? Keep it around as a spare in case he loses another one?

Anyway, Skywalker supposedly hasn't been seen in 30 years. Somewhere along the way, they meet Han Solo and Chewbacca, who supposedly "aren't flying around in the Millennium Falcon anymore" but on another ship instead. Which, again, doesn't make a lot of sense, since we already know from leaked photos that the Millennium Falcon will be in the new movie.

Or do we?

Ridley and Boyega's characters aren't the only ones looking for Skywalker. A new group of baddies stationed on an ice world have their paws on a big weapon that can destroy more than just a planet.


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Badass Digest writer Devin Faraci allegedly kept details of the film's plot "vague" to not spoil things. Which is also not very believable. But I'm just the messenger.

Disney has not commented on the supposed leak.

However ... a website called firstshowing.net supposedly has inside information confirming what Badass Digest is reporting.

We'll see ...

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