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Rep. Cory Gardner (R-CO) (R) listens as Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius (L) testifies during the House Energy and Commerce Committee hearing about the troubled launch of the Healthcare.gov website October 30, 2013 in Washington, DC. The federal healthcare insurance exchange site has been plagued by problems since its launch on October 1. (Photo by Alex Wong/Getty Images)

"Some might say that we are actually in 'The Wizard of Oz' land."

-- Rep. Joe Barton, R-Texas

"I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too."

-- Wicked Witch of the West

Like the Scarecrow in "The Wizard of Oz," whoever came up with House Republicans' plan to deal with Kathleen Sebelius on Wednesday didn't have a brain.

It was their big chance to flambé the secretary of health and human services, the person who has overseen the disastrous launch of Obamacare. Instead, they wound up casting her as Judy Garland's Dorothy.

"In 'The Wizard of Oz,' there is a great line," Barton, one of the first Republican questioners, informed Sebelius, a former two-term governor of Kansas. "Dorothy at some point in the movie turns to her little dog, Toto, and says, 'Toto, we're not in Kansas anymore.' Well, Madam Secretary, while you're from Kansas, we're not in Kansas anymore."

Thus began several references, each more painful than the last, to Oz, Kansas, following the yellow brick road, pulling back the curtain, the wonderful things the Wizard does -- and, for good measure, something about Chicken Little, although he did not appear in the 1939 classic.


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And, sure enough, the Republicans on the House Energy and Commerce Committee went after Sebelius like so many flying monkeys. But -- spoiler alert! -- the film doesn't turn out well for Dorothy's persecutors, and the hearing, likewise, didn't turn out to be the humiliation for Sebelius that Republicans had in mind. Dorothy melted the Wicked Witch with a bucket of water; Sebelius doused her questioners with an unexpected and extended confession of responsibility.

"Access to HealthCare.gov has been a miserably frustrating experience for way too many Americans," she said in her opening statement. "So let me say directly to these Americans: You deserve better. I apologize. I'm accountable to you for fixing these problems. And I'm committed to earning your confidence back by fixing the site."

This was a sneaky and dastardly thing for her to do: sneaky, because it wasn't in the advance testimony she gave the committee, and dastardly, because in today's Washington, any acceptance of responsibility is so rare that the Republicans ¿were bound to be caught off-guard.

Rep. Marsha Blackburn, R-Tenn., seemed not to have heard the apology. "You're now blaming it on the contractors and saying it's Verizon's fault," she said.

"Let me be clear. I'm not pointing fingers at Verizon," Sebelius said. "We own the site."

Blackburn pressed Sebelius to tell her who led the team overseeing the project, and when Sebelius provided it, Blackburn pounced. "Michelle Snyder is the one responsible for this debacle?"

"Michelle Snyder is not responsible for the debacle," Sebelius said. "Hold me accountable for the debacle. I'm responsible."

Rep. Gregg Harper, R-Miss., declined this offer. "The president is ultimately responsible for the rollout," he declared.

"No, sir. We are responsible for the rollout," Sebelius replied.

Harper insisted: "While I think it's great that you're a team player and you're taking responsibility, it is the president's ultimate responsibility, correct?"

"You clearly -- whatever," Sebelius said, allowing herself a rare moment of exasperation. "Yes, he is the president. He is responsible for government programs."

Otherwise, Sebelius was generally poised, keeping her voice measured even though Republican lawmakers took photos of her with their phones, and their staff members, lined up against a wall, laughed and applauded when their bosses scored points.

But many of her interrogators were unusually mild, probably disarmed by Sebelius' self-criticism. "I told the president that we were ready to go. Clearly I was wrong," she said. "No one ever imagined the volume of issues and problems that we've had."

After 3¿1/2 hours, Sebelius finally got to go home. But she had the power to do so all along: All she had to do was click her heels together three times and think, "There's no place like the House."

Dana Milbank is a syndicated columnist.