Lindsay Lohan is upset.

That makes sense. You'd probably be upset too if you found out you were Lindsay Lohan.

Lohan is supposedly angry over the new trailer for "Scary Movie 5." According to TMZ, she's mad at producers for inserting an extra dig at her expense.

The working script of the movie contains a scene in which Lohan screams bloody murder, and it's revealed she's watching her film "Herbie: Fully Loaded."

But the newest trailer released Friday shows Lohan screaming at a fake news clip of her probation being revoked instead.

TMZ said its sources say Lohan was supposed to have final say on what jokes went in and didn't see this one coming.

Lohan supposedly feels the joke is payback from producers, who blame her for holding up the shoot and trashing her trailer. Lohan reportedly plans to speak to her lawyers this week over what she sees as a breach of contract.

TMZ said calls to Dimension Films were not returned.

NURSE FROM KATE MIDDLETON PRANK TRIED SUICIDE TWO OTHER TIMES: The nurse who committed suicide after putting through a prank call to Kate Middleton's hospital room tried killing herself two other times in the past year, according to a British newspaper.

Jacintha Saldanha was the London nurse who was duped by two Australian radio DJs calling Kate Middleton's hospital room earlier this month to check her medical condition when she was hospitalized for acute morning sickness. According to the U.K.'s Daily Mail, Saldanha tried to take her own life twice the past year, first by overdosing on pills last December, then again nine days later by attempting to jump off a building.

According to TMZ, Saldanha spent several days in an intensive care unit to recover, underwent psychiatric treatment and took antidepressants.

London authorities are investigating whether to file charges against the DJs and whether extradition to Britain is possible, according to British publication the Telegraph.

In other royal news, search and rescue helicopter pilot Prince William airlifted a sick child out of Northern Ireland, from Antrim Hospital to Newcastle-Upon-Tyne on Dec. 15, a Royal Air Force spokesman told Us Weekly. More recently, the prince has been spending as much time as possible with Middleton, as she struggles with hyperemesis gravidarum, an intense form of morning sickness.

The magazine reported that in 2013, William will have some tough career choices to make, as he decides whether to sign up for another two-year-stint with the RAF or accept a cavalry position, which would likely keep him closer to home and his growing family. A royal insider said it's not likely William will retire from the military anytime soon.

"William wants to give their child a somewhat normal life, and for that to happen, he has to remain in the armed forces," the source explained.

PIERS MORGAN IN TROUBLE WITH GUN ADVOCATES: Thousands of people have signed a petition urging the government to deport CNN's Piers Morgan over his gun control views.

The British host has been vocal in taking a stand for tighter U.S. gun laws in the wake of the Newtown, Conn., school shooting earlier this month. Last week, he called a gun advocate appearing on his "Piers Morgan Tonight" show an "unbelievably stupid man."

Is it such a good idea to insult people with guns?

According to MSN.com, a petition created Dec. 21 on the White House e-petition website by a user in Texas accuses Morgan of engaging in a "hostile attack against the U.S. Constitution" by targeting the Second Amendment. It demands he be deported immediately for "exploiting his position as a national network television host to stage attacks against the rights of American citizens."

That's right. How much more American can you get than threatening to throw someone out of America for having an opinion?

By Monday, the petition had more than 31,000 signatures -- well beyond the 25,000 necessary to get a White House response.

Morgan seemed amused by the movement.

Via a set of Twitter messages, he urged his followers to sign the petition, and in response to one article about the petition, he said "bring it on."

"If I do get deported from America for wanting fewer gun murders, are there any other countries that will have me?" he wrote.

SIMON COWELL LOSES BIG BET TO L.A. REID: When Tate Stevens won "The X Factor" last week, Simon Cowell lost $20,000 to fellow judge L.A. Reid.

TMZ reported that the judges made a bet at the beginning of the season that if either judge had a contestant win the whole thing, the other would cough up $20k.

It must be nice to have that kind of change in between the sofa cushions.

TMZ's sources said Cowell is planning to cut Reid a check as soon as possible.

DEMI MOORE WANTS DIVORCE SETTLEMENT SIMILAR TO ONE SHE RECEIVED FROM BRUCE WILLIS: Money has become a source of conflict in the divorce proceedings between Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore, according to TMZ.

Sources very familiar with the situation supposedly told the website the sticking point in the divorce has been that Moore wants the same type of settlement from Kutcher she got from Bruce Willis when they divorced. TMZ doesn't have details of what that entailed, but said sources said Moore "scored big time."

Moore is apparently worth more than Kutcher. TMZ reported the value of her New York Apartment alone is around $25 million.

Kutcher finally filed for divorce last week, after the couple separated more than a year ago. TMZ said he wanted to give Moore the dignity of doing it first. Sources said Moore was waiting for a financial resolution.

RIHANNA HAS BIG CHRISTMAS GIFT FOR HOSPITAL: Barbados-born Rihanna has donated $1.75 million to help modernize a hospital in her home country. The gift to Bridgetown's Queen Elizabeth Hospital is in memory of her late grandmother, who passed away over the summer, according to E! Online.

"This was my way of giving back to Barbados, in a form of philanthropy, by assisting the QEH in its continued modernization program," Rihanna said in a statement. "I believe that this will have a huge impact on the people of Barbados. This was all done to save lives, or at least extend them."

The hospital has renamed its cancer treatment center after Rihanna's beloved "Gran Gran Dolly." The center will now be called the Clara Braithwaite Centre for Oncology and Nuclear Medicine.

Rihanna talked about her grandmother in August, during an interview with Oprah Winfrey. She said she was one of the greatest people she had ever known.

"She was a well-rounded woman," Rihanna said. "She taught me a lot about forgiveness, loving my enemies, spirituality (and) strength as a woman."

Shortly after she died, Rihanna paid tribute to her grandmother by getting a tattoo of the Egyptian goddess Isis. According to Egyptian mythology, Isis was a champion of the oppressed, a protector of the dead and the goddess of children.

Contact Tony Hicks at thicks@bayareanewsgroup.com or on Facebook at www.facebook.com/BayAreaNewsGroup.TonyHicks.

DECEMBER 25 IN HISTORY

Tuesday is Dec. 25, the 360th day of 2012. There are six days left in the year. This is Christmas Day.

A.D. 336: The first recorded celebration of Christmas on Dec. 25 took place in Rome.

1066: William the Conqueror was crowned king of England.

1776: Gen. George Washington and his troops crossed the Delaware River for a surprise attack against Hessian forces at Trenton, N.J.

1868: President Andrew Johnson granted an unconditional pardon to all persons involved in the Southern rebellion that resulted in the Civil War.

1926: Hirohito became emperor of Japan, succeeding his father, Emperor Yoshihito.

1941: During World War II, Japan announced the surrender of the British-Canadian garrison at Hong Kong.

1962: The movie version of "To Kill a Mockingbird," adapted from the Harper Lee novel and starring Gregory Peck, opened in Los Angeles.

1989: Ousted Romanian President Nicolae Ceausescu and his wife, Elena, were executed following a popular uprising.

1991: Soviet President Mikhail S. Gorbachev went on television to announce his resignation as the eighth and final leader of a communist superpower that had already gone out of existence.

2002: Pope John Paul II delivered a Christmas message in which he said war had to be and could be avoided even in a world made fearful by terrorism.

2007: A tiger at the San Francisco Zoo escaped her enclosure and killed a park visitor; two brothers also were mauled, but survived. (The tiger was killed by police.)

2009: Passengers aboard Northwest Airlines Flight 253 foiled an attempt to blow up the plane as it was landing in Detroit by seizing a man who tried to set off explosives in his underwear.

2011: Five members of a family, including three children and their grandparents, died in a Christmas morning blaze in Stamford, Conn., that was blamed on burning embers in a trash can.

BIRTHDAYS

Singer Jimmy Buffett (66), football great Larry Csonka (66), country singer Barbara Mandrell (64), actress Sissy Spacek (63), former White House adviser Karl Rove (62), singer Annie Lennox (58), baseball great Rickey Henderson (54), singer Dido (41).

Associated Press