Somehow, they still let Michael Lohan make children.
Lohan's rep confirmed to E! News that his girlfriend Kate Major gave birth to their first child together, a baby boy, Wednesday at a Florida hospital.
"God is good," he said.
The kid already talks? That's incredible.
Oh, I guess that was Michael. Anyway, Landon Major Lohan was born weighing 7 pounds and 5 ounces.
He was born the same day his half-sister was in Los Angeles, facing a judge over charges she lied to police when she crashed her car into a big rig last June on the Pacific Coast Highway.
That kid has quite a legacy to live up to.