Kim Kardashian is having a girl.

Somewhere, Kris Jenner huddles with doctors, trying to figure out how to get a fetus to sign a contract.

"They're over the moon!" a source close to the first-time parents-to-be told Us Weekly. "Kanye always wanted a girl."

Does anyone under 90 really say "over the moon" anymore? That can't be real.

Kardashian, 32, and West, 35, began dating in April 2012 and announced they were expecting on Dec. 30.

And they're already talking about the child's fashion.

"If anyone knows Kanye, they just know how into fashion he is, and I think he's going to have things specially made," Kardashian said in an interview with Jimmy Kimmel in January. "So I don't think hand-me-downs are going to work."

"He is so excited," she gushed. "It's really cute how excited he is."

What's cute is how all these big, tough rappers cash their first few paychecks and become fashion moguls.

And, because we all care, know that Kardashian is taking good care of her pregnant body.

"I used to always say I can't wait to get pregnant because I will just eat whatever I want, but it's completely different," she told the spring issue of Du Jour magazine. "I'm like, OK, I want to eat as healthy as possible. Though lately I've been watching shows like "I'm Pregnant and Addicted to Meth." It definitely makes me feel better if I'm wanting one sip of Diet Coke or, you know, too much sugar. I'm like, 'This woman is on meth.'"


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They really have a show called "I'm Pregnant and on Meth?" Seriously? And I though "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" was bad.

The next Kardashian is due in July.

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