The Capulets and Montagues? The Trojans and the Greeks? Those were mere spats compared to the epic rivalry that consumes the Bay Area each fall.

We're referring, of course, to the Big Game.

This year's Cal-Stanford game will be Nov. 23 at Stanford Stadium, but there are still a few more games to be played before then. When Cal reopened its Memorial Stadium last fall, football fans found the concession menu had been massively renovated, too. So it seemed only fitting to engage the assistance of two diehard fans -- TV columnist Chuck "Go Bears" Barney and science and research writer Lisa "Stanford Rocks" Krieger -- to evaluate the stadium offerings in a football fare smackdown.