Miley Cyrus smoked a joint on stage and twerked with a dwarf Sunday at the MTV Europe Music Awards in Amsterdam.
Yes, in fact, we are all required to pay attention.
The 20-year-old singer also won the best video award for her hit "Wrecking Ball," according to the Associated Press.
But that isn't very interesting, is it?
Cyrus opened the space-themed show singing "We Can't Stop" while twerking in a silver spandex suit. Media reports said Cyrus also rolled and smoked a joint during the performance.
Marijuana is, technically, illegal in the Netherlands, but users aren't prosecuted for possession of small amounts. The drug is sold openly in cafes known as "coffee shops."
Cyrus, who really really wants us to know she's a big girl now, arrived Friday and went to the Greenhouse coffee shop downtown with several other stars, according to the Associated Press.
She also wore marijuana leaf emblems in her earphones during a live performance of "Wrecking Ball," with a video of Cyrus crying depicted on a giant video screen behind her.
And because only 90 percent of the music business is about Miley Cyrus, know that among other winners, Bruno Mars won Best Song for "Locked Out of Heaven," Eminem won in the Best Hip Hop and Global Icon category and Katy Perry won Best Female Artist.