Scarlett Johansson hates her nickname.

Yes, poor, gorgeous, talented, rich movie star Scarlett (don't call me ScarJo) Johansson is troubled by people calling her ScarJo, she recently told Glamour magazine.

"I associate that name with, like, pop stars. 'It sounds tacky. It's lazy and flippant ... There's something insulting about it," Johansson said.

Somewhere, J-Lo screams at an assistant to buy and burn every new issue of Glamour magazine she can find.

This really isn't anything new. As the Huffington Post pointed out, the 29-year-old actress told USA Today in 2012 that the name is "awful." She also said "It's a laziness ... People can't actually say the whole name? It's just bizarre ... so Cate Blanchett is not, like, 'CaBla'? Why is that? Why do I have to get stuck with (ScarJo)?"

Scarlett Johansson plays Stark Industries newest employee, Natalie Rushman, in "Iron Man 2."
Scarlett Johansson plays Stark Industries newest employee, Natalie Rushman, in "Iron Man 2." (Francois Duhamel)

Why? Whywhywhy? WHY?

I blame the media.

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