Justin Timberlake was apparently well-behaved at his bachelor party Thursday in Las Vegas.
Obviously Prince Harry wasn't there.
Set to wed Jessica Biel this year, the singer-actor and a group of 20 men "took over the dance floor table" at Tryst nightclub at the Wynn Las Vegas, a rep for the venue told Us Weekly.
What ... no strippers? No live animals? No Mike Tyson?
The drink list for Timberlake (who was wearing a bow tie and a fedora) and his boys included Timberlake's own liquor, 901 Tequila, as they grooved late into the evening to the sounds of DJ Spider. "The group was very polite," the rep says.
Oh geez, what fun is that?
Though the club was allegedly packed with models, Timberlake "was a good boy," an eyewitness told Us Weekly. "It was just him and his guys."
Oh geez, what fun is that?
Timberlake, 31, proposed to longtime girlfriend Biel, 30, in the mountains of Jackson, Wyoming in late December.
Dating for five years, the couple have been completely tight-lipped about when and where they'll wed. Back in July, Biel said she had done "almost nothing" to prepare for the big day.
PARIS HILTON APOLOGIZES FOR SAYING DUMB THINGS: Paris Hilton has issued an apology for the comments she made about gay men, saying, "Gay people are the strongest and most inspiring people I know."
Does that include the "disgusting" ones?
Hilton's apology is in
Hilton's apology was posted on GLAAD's website. It went on to say, "I am so sorry and so upset that I caused pain to my gay friends, fans and their families with the comments heard this morning."
Paris Hilton has fans?
"I was having this private conversation with a friend of mine who is gay and our conversation was in no way towards the entire gay community. It is the last thing that I would ever want to do and I cannot put into words how much I wish I could take back every word."
That last part, at least, is probably true.
She continued, "Gay people are the strongest and most inspiring people I know. Again, I am so sorry from the bottom of my heart and I feel absolutely horrible. I hope that everyone can accept my apology and know that it is not who I am or how I feel in any way."
IMPORTANT AMANDA BYNES UPDATE: Today's Amanda Bynes update involves some sort of mystery confrontation with a photographer Wednesday night.
Thankfully, no automobiles were harmed in the making of this story.
An eyewitness told E! News that an altercation took place between Bynes and a photographer around 6 p.m. Wednesday outside Rosa Mexicana restaurant on Sunset Boulevard.
Video obtained by Entertainment Tonight.com shows the shutterbug accusing the troubled actress of grabbing his camera and digging her nails into his neck, none of which can be seen on the video.
"I didn't touch you!" Bynes says as she speed-walks away.
The incident occurred on the heels of a brief phone interview Bynes gave to People magazine in which she declared, "I'm doing amazing," and said she has retired from acting and is planning to move to New York to start a fashion line. (When New York got wind of her plans it went into red-alert, lockdown mode. The jets have been scrambled.)
The video starts with Bynes shielding her face with a big furry shawl, telling the paparazzo to stop.
He compliments her bag and says, "Come on, can I just get a frame? I want to show the world that you are a safe person to be speaking to."
Good strategy. Tell her everyone thinks she's a raving maniac. Which, of course, is true.
The video was edited to show what happened afterward: The angle cuts to the ground and the pap is saying, "Amanda, let go of my camera! You're breaking my camera!"
Then it shifts back to when all was calm: "Let me see the footage you just got," Bynes says, approaching the pap. She tells him, "You have to delete the first one." Then, saying, "Let's get along, I like your shirt," she proceeds to pose for a different shot.
Remember, she's doing amazing.
But he wouldn't delete the other picture, which prompted her to say, "You have to delete the one of my face. I need to look beautiful."
That's right. How else will she sell the pay-per-view demolition derby with Lindsay Lohan?
The footage then goes blurry and the photographer tells Bynes to stop pinching him.
"You pinched me!" she fires back, her whole body in the shot now. "I did not even touch you!" he replies.
Yes, it really is my job to report this stuff.
Then -- and this is where it gets confusing -- the photographer yells at her as she walks away, "Let me go, what the hell is wrong with you? Stop that!"
Then, while the footage appears edited to get his statements in a row: "You dug your nails into my neck, lady!" "Dude, are you insane with that?!"
Then Bynes turns around and starts walking toward the camera again, protesting, "I didn't touch you!"
And, since we're here, another update: Bynes' entire management team has abandoned ship, according to TMZ. Her agent, publicist and entertainment lawyer have all dropped the actress as a client over the past couple of weeks. Sources apparently told the site that, after being a great client for years, she turned into a nightmare lately. They also say no one has been able to get in touch with her the past month.
Maybe she was too busy with her high fashion line.
KANYE WEST MAKES SEX TAPE: Kanye West apparently made a sex tape (surprise, surprise) with a woman who looked a lot like Kim Kardashian (surprise, surprise) before he got involved with the real one.
Why do I have a feeling this wasn't stolen, leaked or hacked?
According to RadarOnline, the tape is nearly 20 minutes long and appears to have been shot in a hotel room with an unidentified female who clearly states at the beginning of the video that she's 18 years old.
So she was 16, 17 tops.
The woman also tells West on the tape she's married and says "My husband and I don't have sex anymore ... that's why I'm here"
A married 18-year-old who doesn't have sex? Why does this sound about as likely as Amanda Bynes getting a job as a school-bus driver?
RadarOnline said its employees have seen the tape and can verify without a doubt that it's West in the footage.
CREW MEMBER DIES ON SET OF 'THE LONE RANGER': A crew member working on Johnny Depp's new movie "The Lone Ranger" died after drowning on the set, according to TMZ.
Law enforcement sources allegedly said the man was a diver working on a water scene in a tank on the Los Angeles set when something went wrong.
When responders arrived to the scene the man was in full cardiac arrest.
He was taken by helicopter to a nearby hospital, but EMTs were unable to revive him. He was pronounced dead at the hospital.
SEPTEMBER 22 IN HISTORY
Saturday, Sept. 22, the 266th day of 2012. There are 100 days left in the year. Autumn arrives at 10:49 a.m. Eastern time.
1761: Britain's King George III and his wife, Charlotte, were crowned in Westminster Abbey.
1776: During the Revolutionary War, Capt. Nathan Hale, 21, was hanged as a spy by the British in New York.
1862, President Abraham Lincoln issued the preliminary Emancipation Proclamation, declaring all slaves in rebel states should be free as of Jan. 1, 1863.
1911: Pitcher Cy Young, 44, gained his 511th and final career victory as he hurled a 1-0 shutout for the Boston Rustlers against the Pittsburgh Pirates at Forbes Field.
1922: Congress passed, and President Warren Harding signed, the Cable Act, which allowed an American woman to keep her U.S. citizenship following marriage to a foreigner, provided the husband was considered eligible for American citizenship.
1927: Gene Tunney successfully defended his heavyweight boxing title against Jack Dempsey in the famous "long-count" fight in Chicago.
1961: The Interstate Commerce Commission issued rules prohibiting racial discrimination on interstate buses.
1964: The musical "Fiddler on the Roof" opened on Broadway, beginning a run of 3,242 performances.
1975: Sara Jane Moore attempted to shoot President Gerald R. Ford outside a San Francisco hotel, but missed. (Moore served 32 years in prison before being paroled on Dec. 31, 2007.)
1980: The Persian Gulf conflict between Iran and Iraq erupted into full-scale war that lasted nearly eight years.
1982: The situation comedy "Family Ties" premiered on NBC.
2002: Thousands of Palestinians marched to protest Israel's siege of Yasser Arafat's headquarters, and Israeli soldiers opened fire on Palestinians who defied curfews. Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder's Social Democrats won one of Germany's closest postwar elections. The White House drama "The West Wing" won its third consecutive Emmy as best drama series; "Friends" was honored as best comedy for the first time in its eight years on the air.
2011: A group of European researchers at the world's biggest physics lab in Switzerland claimed to have measured a subatomic particle, a neutrino, traveling faster than the speed of light, a finding that challenged Einstein's theory of relativity (however, the results have since been refuted by other scientists). American diplomats led a walkout at the U.N. General Assembly as Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad fiercely attacked the United States and major West European nations as "arrogant powers" ruled by greed and eager for military adventurism. Pope Benedict XVI arrived in Germany on his first state visit to his homeland.
Baseball Hall of Fame manager Tommy Lasorda (85), NBA Commissioner David Stern (70). Capt. Mark Phillips (64), rock singer David Coverdale (Deep Purple, Whitesnake) (61), actress Shari Belafonte (58), singer Debby Boone (56), singer Nick Cave (55), rock singer Johnette Napolitano (55), classical crossover singer Andrea Bocelli (54), musician Joan Jett (54), actor Scott Baio (52), actress Catherine Oxenberg (51), actor Tom Felton (25).
-- Associated Press