Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will have elephants and ponies involved in their upcoming wedding.
Seriously. The florist said so.
The latest rumor bouncing around the Internet is that the couple will get hitched at the end of May at their ChÃ¢teau Miraval estate in the South of France.
"Guests will travel past water fountains and Shetland ponies leaping as they go up the 2-mile long drive to the house," Lucille Michel, the couple's florist, told the U.K.'s Grazia magazine. "They want the wedding to take place just before sunset."
I have a feeling that someone may be looking for a new florist.
"When the guests park, they'll see the family of elephants," Michel continued. "Brad hopes it will make them smile. Apparently, the elephants were the children's idea."
Maybe that's just code for saying there will be Republicans there.
Michel also said the couple will spend $30,000 on flowers -- planted, not cut. The couple's three daughters, Zahara, Shiloh and Vivienne, will supposedly serve as flower girls. No word on what the boys or George Clooney will do.