Jessica Simpson is having a boy.
She spilled the news on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" on Wednesday when, of course, she was talking about how much she is vomiting during this pregnancy, versus her last pregnancy. Because, as you know, America was wondering.
Then she blurted out, "The crazy thing is I never knew a wiener could make me nauseous!"
Oh yes, she did. And we really can't say much else about that comment without violating normal standards of decency, other than to say that either Jessica Simpson is the cutest woman in the Northern Hemisphere, or her mental development halted somewhere around 13 years old.
According to E! News, after making the remark, Simpson said "Oh, shush," swatting at Kimmel when he burst out laughing.
Asked what she might have intended to say, Simpson admitted, "Well, I guess I just told the world that I'm having a boy!"
"Oh, I didn't even know what was happening! Maybe you were having a girl with a penis, I don't know!" Kimmel shrugged. "Well, congratulations."
"Thank you," Simpson said. "I'm sweating now!"
The wiener-child will be Simpson's second with former 49ers tight end Eric Johnson. Daughter Maxwell was born in May of last year.
Right. She didn't waste any time.
Kimmel asked if the reports were true that she would name her second baby Ace, no matter the gender.
"Let's hope it's a boy" Simpson exclaimed, before admitting, "I kind of just outed that I'm
Of course it wasn't.