Los Angeles prosecutors have ended plea negotiations with Lindsay Lohan and are preparing for a trial Monday, law enforcement sources told TMZ.
She should probably think about finding a lawyer pretty soon.
The website said negotiations broke down because Lohan has decided not to accept any punishment for allegedly lying to police about her car crash last June on the Pacific Coast Highway involving a big rig. Lohan allegedly still says she wasn't behind the wheel of her Porsche, even though police believe she's falsely implicating her assistant.
Apparently, her lawyer Mark Heller -- the one who was called "incompetent" to practice law in California by the judge a few weeks back -- had a deal in place that would have spared Lohan any jail time, which Lohan rejected because it's, like, totally unfair.
It's not clear if Heller is still her lawyer. The judge in the case advised Lohan to get a new lawyer, pronto. But she's probably been, like, totally busy.
Lohan is facing charges of lying to police as well as violating her probation, going back to her accidentally borrowing all that jewelry from a store in Venice Beach and, like, totally forgetting to pay for it.
ADAM SANDLER AND DREW BARRYMORE TOGETHER AGAIN: Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore will team up again for another romantic comedy.
Good idea. In fact, she should just be in all his movies. It would help.
The impossibly cute co-stars, who previously co-starred in 2004's "50 First Dates" and 1998's "The Wedding Singer," are signed on for an as-yet-untitled movie, according Variety.
Written by Ivan Menchell and Clare Sera, the story is about a couple that goes on a bad blind date and ends up stuck together a family resort with their children from prior marriages.
Hilarity, we can assure you, will ensue.
Frank Coraci, who directed the pair in "The Wedding Singer" will direct. Production is expected to begin in May.
'VERONICA MARS' IS A GO: Kristen Bell got her "Veronica Mars" movie funded in less than 11 hours.
Bell and show creator Rob Thomas started a Kickstarter campaign Wednesday morning. By 6 p.m., they'd raised the $2 million that Warner Bros. said it needed to go ahead with plans to fund promotion, marketing and distribution.
"My mind is blown. I've been fantasizing about this and had to tell myself, 'Stop it, Rob, you're being silly. You're setting yourself up for disappointment,'" Thomas told Entertainment Weekly. "And now today has exceeded the wildest pipe dream I let myself entertain. Holy cow. We better make a good movie. These amazing fans have stepped up. We better deliver."
And they didn't stop stepping up. By noon Thursday, the Kickstarter campaign had a little less than $2.8 million. In just six hours, they were breaking Kickstarter records.
If the fans keep showing so much love, maybe they can do a 3-D version.
Thomas previously told Entertainment Weekly the movie's plot would include -- no surprise -- murder, mystery and a high-school reunion. It will film this summer and be released in early 2014.
"I have never fallen so deeply in love with a character," Bell has said. "We all became so close, and the cancellation of the show left a huge hole in my heart. I would have put on "Veronica Mars: The Circus" to bring it back."
SOMEONE STOLE $100,000 OF JULIANNE HOUGH'S JEWELRY: Julianne Hough is missing $100,000 worth of jewelry.
The actress and two-time "Dancing With the Stars" champion reportedly had the jewelry -- given to her by boyfriend Ryan Seacrest -- in her car last Friday night when she went to visit a friend in a Hollywood apartment complex, according to TMZ.
She supposedly left three pieces of jewelry in the car after parking her Mercedes in a lot. While it's unclear whether Hough left the doors unlocked, as law enforcement officials reported no signs of forced entry, the "Safe Haven" actress returned to her car a few hours later to find the doors wide open and the gems missing.
Has anyone checked where Lindsay Lohan was on the night in question?
TMZ didn't have specifics on what kind of jewelry it was, but said they confirmed it was worth $100,000.
JUSTIN BIEBER GOES OFF ON MEDIA: Justin Bieber is no Lindsay Lohan and doesn't deserve all the bad press, you guys. So just knock it off.
According to E! News, in a long rant posted Thursday on Instagram, Bieber addressed how much he's being picked on, and takes a while taking a shot at Lohan.
"Everyone in my team has been telling me, 'keep the press happy' but I'm tired of all the countless lies in the press right now," he wrote. "Saying I'm going to rehab and how my family is disappointed in me."
I must've missed that one.
"My family is beyond proud, and nothing's been said by them, my grandparents wouldn't know how to reach the press even (if) they did want to so that was a lie and rehab cmon," he added. "if Anyone believes i need rehab thats their own stupidity lol I'm 19 with 5 number one albums, 19 and I've seen the whole world. 19 and I've accomplished more than I could've ever dreamed of."
If the press really wanted to pick on Bieber, we'd point out how bad his grammar is.
JK!, LOL!, smiley face ...
He also wrote "i'm 19 and it must be scary to some people to think that this is just the beginning. I know my talent level and i know i got my head on straight. i know who i am and i know who i'm not My (message) is to to believe. My albums could be about anything but my messages have been to never say never and believe, not to believe in me, but to believe in yourself .. I honestly don't care if you don't believe in me because I believe in me, and look where that's gotten me so far.."
What about people who believe you're not as great as you think you are?
"I'm writing this with a smile on my face and love in my heart," he wrote. "Letting u know first hand how I feel rather than have these story linger. I'm a good person with a big heart. And don't think I deserve all of this negative press."
He doesn't sound like he's smiling.
"I've worked my (expletive) off to get where I am and my hard work doesn't stop here," he added.
In his original post, he also wrote "i'm growing up finding myself while having people watch me and criticise me everyday i think im doing pretty damn good."
He's got a point. Some of us were slinging fast-food and skipping community college class when we were 19.
His original post, Bieber also addressed people who are "comparing me to Lindsay Lohan," and urged them to "look at her 2012 tax statements ;)."
Hey, that's not very nice. Only we can be mean to Lindsay Lohan.
He added, to the revised edition "All this isn't easy. I get angry sometimes. I'm human. I'm gonna make mistakes. In gonna grow and get better from them," he wrote in his revised conclusion. "But all the love from you guys overcomes the negativity. I love u. Thanks."
MARCH 15 IN HISTORY
Friday is March 15, the 74th day of 2013. There are 291 days left in the year.
44 B.C.: Roman dictator Julius Caesar was assassinated by a group of nobles that included Brutus and Cassius.
1493: Christopher Columbus returned to Spain, concluding his first voyage to the Western Hemisphere.
1767: The seventh president of the United States, Andrew Jackson, was born in Waxhaw, S.C.
1820: Maine became the 23rd state.
1913: President Woodrow Wilson met with about 100 reporters for the first formal presidential press conference.
1919: Members of the American Expeditionary Force from World War I convened in Paris for a three-day meeting to found the American Legion.
1944: During World War II, Allied bombers again raided German-held Monte Cassino.
1956: The Lerner and Loewe musical play "My Fair Lady," based on Bernard Shaw's "Pygmalion," opened on Broadway.
1962: A chartered Flying Tiger Line airplane carrying 107 people, most of them U.S. Army personnel, disappeared while en route from Guam to the Philippines. 1964: Actress Elizabeth Taylor married actor Richard Burton in Montreal; it was her fifth marriage, his second.
1970: Expo '70, promoting "Progress and Harmony for Mankind," opened in Osaka, Japan.
1972: "The Godfather," Francis Ford Coppola's epic gangster movie based on the Mario Puzo novel and starring Marlon Brando and Al Pacino, premiered in New York.
1985: The first Internet domain name, symbolics.com, was registered by the Symbolics Computer Corp. of Massachusetts.
2003: Hu Jintao was chosen to replace Jiang Zemin as the president of China. Protesters in Washington, D.C., and around the world demonstrated against an anticipated war with Iraq.
2008: A construction crane toppled in New York City, killing seven people. China's legislature re-appointed Hu Jintao as president.
2012: Convicted former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich walked into a federal prison in Colorado, where the 55-year-old Democrat began serving a 14-year sentence for corruption.
Former astronaut Alan L. Bean (81), Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg (80), actor Judd Hirsch (78), rock musician Phil Lesh (73), singer Mike Love (The Beach Boys) (72), rock singer-musician Sly Stone (70), rock singer Ry Cooder (66), rock singer Dee Snider (Twisted Sister) (58), actress Park Overall (56), model Fabio (52), singer Terence Trent D'Arby (51), rock singer Bret Michaels (Poison) (50), rock singer Mark McGrath (Sugar Ray) (45), rock musician Mark Hoppus (41), actress Eva Longoria (38), rapper-musician will.i.am (Black Eyed Peas) (38).