Lindsay Lohan will blog about her rehab experience for gossip site Celebuzz.
That loud, painful groan you just heard was journalism finally dying.
The Huffington Post reports that Lohan will follow in the footsteps of the Kardashian sisters, who have their own sites within the Celebuzz network, which they use to blog, post photos and promote things.
Oh ... I didn't know that. I guess journalism already died and no one bothered to tell me.
The New York Post reported that Lohan's writing gig won't start until August, after Lohan (maybe) completes her rehab sentence without escaping (don't count on it). The site is also intended to be a way for Lohan to write about "art, fashion, music and movies."
They better have a nuclear-powered spell check over there at Celebuzz.
There's no word on whether Lohan would be paid. The actress is scheduled to enter rehab for the sixth time Thursday, at Seafield Center in Westhampton Beach. In March, Lohan was sentenced to 90 days of rehab in a "lockdown" facility as part of her plea bargain, in which she pleaded no contest to charges of reckless driving and lying to the police.